Girl : Hey, have you heard of "Yo Mama"?
Boy: No, what's that?
Girl: It's a man's name silly! And Ms.B said he's the new pres...prez...prezzidempt of America.
Boy: Ha ha... His name's not "Yo Mama" its "Oh- Mama"
Oh! and did you know lipstick was made of dead bug blood???? You didn't???? Yew!! Gross!!! Imagine what I'd have been wearing to work today if not for the 2 little discoverers who enlightened me on this disgusting fact??
Oh... and one more thing. You should never leave eraser dust in your notebooks. At night, they turn into squiggly worms and crawl all over your books....ugh!!
Well, yesterday was just another day at school. Nothing out of the ordinary happened!