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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

If you were a fly on my wall

About a year and a half ago, I wrote a post titled "If you were a fly on my classroom wall". Now its time to do the home version of it.

Things have been very interesting recently. I think its all the time she has spent indoors thanks to her family members falling sick one by one that lent flight to this splendid imagination of hers.

So. . . if you were a fly on our wall you'd hear things like . . .

" Amma, Appa talk softly! The balloons are sleeping"


"Nanma! You can't mop the floor with grape juice!"
"Penguin is sleeping in the washing machine"

"I don't want medicine! If I go to Samaya's house my cough will all go away!"

"Amma, I want semenlation!"
WHAAAAAAT???
Semenlation! .....(turns out she wanted steam inhalation! phew!)

"Nanma reading time is over. Now its sleeping time"
Amma, dont disburt . I'm bissi"

"Tomorrow is my kalyanam*" (*wedding)
What is kalyanam?
"kalyanam is wearing sari and eating biriyani"

You want curd in your noodles?? REALLY?? NO!! (I don't know where she got that Ra-One trait from!!)

"My crocs also want a bubble bath"

"Amma, is this my poopoo? " (taking some random piece of dried brown stuff off the ground and shoving it under my nose to smell!)

O.K I'll stop there.... it could get worse you know!

6 comments:

  1. hahaha i totally cracked over the semenlation one..still laughing :)

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  2. As if you don't know already....i love your little one soooooo much!

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  3. Wonder if D & R read all this! :)))

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  4. HAHAHA...i love you nanma!! :)

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  5. that is so funny! i would gladly be a fly on the wall of Nanma's house if i get to hear such entertaining stuff! hope u are feeling better...

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  6. Deepa, Nanma is adorable. This is hilarious. My daughter is exactly one year younger and I can't wait for her to start talking like this.

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